The ending of "The Count and The Cousin"

In walks the count. “I can’t lie to you anymore, my dear…I am your cousin.” She looked at him with watery eyes “OH MY GAWD!!” She didn’t know what to say, so instead they threw themselves into each others arms in an incestuous moment of passion. Their love was too strong to tear them apart by simply blood relations and a matter of nationality. She loved his whiskers, his manly scent. There was nothing that would draw her away. They soon married, the count and the little lady had 7 children together, 3 of which where birth defect free. Ever since they lived happily ever after.